There are about a million types of people in Miami: billionaires and day laborers, porn stars and conservative Jews, and just about every nationality on the planet. But when you really think about it, there are just two kinds of people in this town: The ones who are from Miami, and the ones who aren’t.
Plenty of people move to South Florida to start a new life in the sun and on the sand. But until you’ve lived here a while, learned a few things, and passed a few tests, most locals won’t accept you as a “real” Miamian.
Wondering what you’re missing? Here are ten telltale signs you’re not from Miami.
So frigging true…. #9, #8 & #4 are the ones I use the most to detect those damn foreigners…mostly people from Broward and Palm Beach Counties.