Some things are deeply ingrained in your brain such as your Mass rituals learned in Spanish when I was a kid. I was trying to do them in English, so I got the appropriate version (and in the phone, no less!) but it was a total failure. There was a literal upheaval in my brain as the original software conflicted with the new input and my oral output went from gibberish to shut down.
Oh well.
Even in the American English version, there have been enough changes in phrasing etc since I was a kid, I get numerous “interrupt events” frequently during the service.
I want to get the latin mass translation and learn that so I can go on another FBI list. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year