CNN's Jake Tapper this morning: "Christmas is probably not gonna be possible." pic.twitter.com/z56ifNCr3G

— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) November 15, 2020

Every Who Down in Whoville Liked Christmas a lot…
But the Fauci, Who lived just north of DC, Did NOT!
The Fauci hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. We all know COVID’s the reason.

It could be that he lacked perspective from inside his ivory tower.
It could be, he was a bureaucrat now addicted to power.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Staring down from his office with a sour, Fauci frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath,
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.

“And they’re having a party!” he snarled with a sneer,
“They can’t have a family get-together with cheer!”
Then he growled, with his Fauci fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop company from coming!”

THE FAUCI GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
“I know just what to do!” The Fauci laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick mask and lab coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, “What a great Fauci trick!”
“With this coat and this mask, I’ll tell people they’ll get sick!”

But, you know, that old Fauci was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
“Why, my fellow Americans” the Doctor Fauci lied,
“You can’t have more than 10 people inside.”
“So I’m shutting you up in your homes using fear.”
“I’ll make you lonely and miserable without Christmas cheer.”
And his fib fooled the people since he was a talking head.
And they learned to believe what the TV man said.

“PoohPooh to the Whos!” he was Faucihishly humming.
“They’re finding out now that no Christmas is coming!”
“They’re panicking now! I know just what they’ll do!”
“They’ll cover their mouths for a year maybe two.”

“Muffled talking in masks” grinned the Fauci, “That I simply MUST hear!”
And the Fauci then put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn’t sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn’t be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at Whoville! The Fauci popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Was singing and partying without masks at all!

He HADN’T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Fauci, with his head up his ass where the sun doesn’t glow.
Stood puzzling and puzzling: “How could it be so?”
“It came despite lockdowns, it came despite bans!”
“It came despite tyrannical government’s plans!”

And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Fauci thought of something he hadn’t before!
“Maybe it’s lockdowns and fear porn that people abhor.”
“Maybe Christmas with family means a little bit more!”

And what happened then? Well…in Whoville they say,
That the government lockdown enforcement teams grew three sizes that day!
And the minute the Fauci’s grip didn’t feel quite so tight.
He appeared on the TV in the bright morning light,
And he brought back the threats of non-COVID compliance!
And he, HE HIMSELF! The Fauci would tolerate no more defiance!