I could not believe this one.
Say what? He had to have been a court jester back in the day of King George and reincarnated in the clown we see today.
Hey asshole! This country was founded by insurrection and proclaimed it so in its Declaration of Independence!
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.