According to The Guardian, the man who attacked civilians and police with a car and knife on the Westminster Bridge and outside the House of Parliament, had no ties of ISIS or Al-Qaeda. Therefore his motives remain unknown.
Information gathered from British authorities, exclusive to the Gun Free Zone, is that Scotland Yard now believes that while witnesses thought that they heard the suspect yelling “Allah Akbar!” that was the result of implicit bias and Islamophobia.
In a culturally sensitive re-evaluation of the facts, it was determined that the suspect was shouting “a challah snackbar” indicating that he was Jewish and looking for a Kosher deli.
This release of information has been approved of by a council of London’s Islamic religious leaders and British Minister of Social Justice.
From the linked article: “It [The Metropolitan Police Dept.] is continuing to look at whether Masood was prompted by online propaganda by Islamic State, which has claimed he was a “soldier”, or whether he had some other sense of grievance.”
I’ll take him at his word that he was a “soldier” of ISIS. What the hell are these folks smoking? Radical Islamists (is there any other kind) need to identified, and removed from civilized society, either by terminating their oxygen rights, or permanently exiling them to a nice isolated island (with due process of course) where they can kill each other with impunity.
Exile them on the island, but don’t tell them which way is Mecca.