So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover, keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.
This baby’s pulse is pumping 6.2L liters of uncensored raw Diesel fuel through her V8 nuclear power plant. And rest assured this automatic transmission can handle it. . .
Craiglist ad…. and that is not even 1% of the awesomeness. Go read the whole thing. 😀
I just read a near-identical ad for a Wrangler yesterdat=y.
I hate Chevys.
Me too, but I wouldn’t turn down a CUCV pickup in running condition.
I was, am, and always will be a Ford guy…
I’m a Ford guy too. Still this is a pre-bailout Chevvy in OD Green. That’s enough bonus points to forgo the bowtie heritage.
The ad is pure win with the exception of #31. John McCain?
Sure maybe he was king badass for toughing out the Hanoi Hilton. He’s been a big-government asshole ever since.
Yes he should be buried in Arlington National Cemetery with full military honors….but he should also be buried TOMORROW weather he’s ready to go or not!
I have a 1986 M1009 and all of those things are true. Dammit!
I have a fondness for chianti burning hatchbacks. So sue me for a P****.
Except, as it turns out, the chianti burners actually burn burritos these days, and the the rice burners burn my friend Jack.
It’s a brave new world.
Definitely a best of CL! I feel this way about Jeeps, real ones, not no damn 4dr Cherokee. My husband is well warned and aware that my upcoming midlife crisis will involve an ‘aerodynamic as a brick’ jeep in bright a$$ed red. There will be no more using the key alarm clicker to find a burgundy mini van in Wally worlds parking lot…