This made me laugh! The last time we got a deer, I spent three days taking the large bits and trimming and cleaning and packaging them up. We have a bit less than the above (well, much less now, as we’ve eaten quite a bit of it), but we got a good size one. We had to discard the liver, though… it had been pulverized by the shot. No tongue, though. I don’t like eating food that tastes me back…
Rules 4 and 5, applied judiciously, are very effective.
It’s like the ‘pets/food’ bit the animal rights groups tried a few years back with a row of animals. Turned into a big online debate among hunters and survivalists on just where the line really was, what constituted emergency rations, etc.