1. “.37 millimeter” – F*ckers were using a Gauss-rifle!

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2. Who measures cartridges by the peck? Sort of like the idea.

   How much for a bushel?

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   1. To be fair – journalists are incapable of giving proper measurements.

      How often have you seen “as big as 3 football fields” or “as big as Luxembourg”? 😀

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      1. Well, in fairness, back in elementary school we were taught the sizes of other countries as a multiple of our country’s size. So for example “Luxembourg is 1/13th of Holland”. 🙂

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         1. German version:

            “Luxembourg is 1/30th part of Germany.”
            -“Don’t you mean “size of Germany?”
            “Nein!”

3. Defiance Ohio, appropriate name. So they called in a National Guard unit that actually shelled a residence with artillery, but is was a civilian with dynamite that took out the trash. Not the first time, nor the last that civilians have taken care of business that the NG or the PoPo can’t seem to accomplish.

4. But… but.. civilians can’t stand against the military, it’s UNPOSSIBLE!

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