I’m so big and ugly that if I got into an elevator with Barack Obama he’d hold his breath and clutch his purse. Except I’d never be allowed into an elevator with Barack Obama because his highly trained Secret Service detail would profile me first.
I’m going to teach this to my daughters. Pay freaking attention. I’d much rather they hurt Barack Obama’s delicate lilac scented feelings, than they end up as victims. But then again, I’m also expecting my children to all carry firearms, because a firearm is the ultimate equalizer.
via On Profiling and Stand Your Ground | Monster Hunter Nation.
Larry Correia gives his written tetsubo a workout. This is the right way to start the week 🙂
Boy oh boy, if you don’t follow Larry Corriea and Patriot Nurse, you don’t know what you’re missing!
Asked mine: “You like nature shows?” Oh, yes. “It’s sad that sometimes the lion eats the wildebeest, yes? But that’s the way of nature” Yes, Daddy. “You ain’t a lion. You ain’t even a wildebeest. You are a little baby springbok and there are hungry hyenas everywhere.”