1. There is true evil in this world.

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2. Just push the zip tie off, to the left.

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3. What manner of dipshittery would drive someone to zip-tie up the toilet paper? I am not understanding the logic behind this, if there is any. Of course, as observed above by Crawford, it is easily defeated.

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   1. Democrats will do this to tax and restrict toilet paper usage. Think I’m kidding? Look up “Sheryl Crow use only 1square.”

4. Depending on what was for dinner the night before, that may be justifiable homicide.

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5. You learn the hard way to always do two things when you visit a strange restroom, flush the toilet first, and always check for toilet paper.

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   1. If my buddy did that to me at his house, his shower curtain would find itself pressed into emergency service.

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6. I figure that zip tie was put there as a stalling tactic.

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