Amazing how they have a “Come To Jesus” moment when they realize they made a poor victim selection.

He got off easy. The bad news? He is not going to say “That’s it, I am done with the life of crime. I am becoming a law-abiding citizen, pay taxes and go to church.”
We may see him again in a mug shot after being denied bail for murder or a crime scene photo with a chalk outline surrounding him. Hopefully the last.

Hat tip MarkC

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

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  1. An acquaintance of mine managed to get a rather large frame .357 into Brazil a number of years ago. The person it was for had been carjacked by an individual that used to stand on a corner in Sao Palo, and when a suitable victim would stop at the intersection, the hijacker would stroll over to the window and lift his shirt to reveal a large revolver stuck in his pants. The conversation usually went something like, you know the drill, out of the car..

    Not this time.

    The guy sauntered up to the car, lifts his shirt to show the gun.. Well, the driver reaches out, grabs a handful of shirt and pulls the guy tight up against the car with the barrel of the .357 stuck right into the guys belly button.

    The words from the driver were basically, you wanna meet Jesus today? The guy pissed his pants on the spot, and the driver reaches up and pulls the revolver out of the guys pants and turns him loose…

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