Where a Hispanic Catholic, and a Computer Geek write about Gun Rights, Self Defense and whatever else we can think about.
Dear Right-Wing Pundits,
Stop mocking or criticizing Major Biden, the First Family’s new puppy, for biting people or pooping in the hallway of the Whitehouse.
You are looking at this the wrong way.
He’s biting feds and shitting on a Democrat President’s stuff.
Major Biden is a true III%er and that makes him a good boy.
Pete Buttigieg's dog and pony show.
Use an armored Suburban to bring a bike within a short distance of the destination. Unload it and ride in with a security detail in tow, pretending to save energy. ? pic.twitter.com/Pxynakrl59
— Xeriland (@Xeriland) April 1, 2021
You didn’t need to see the video to know that Buttigieg was this sort of shallow, performative Progressive.
He’ll ride a bike to talk about global warming or climate change or whatever the fuck they are calling it now, but once he thinks the cameras are not pointed at him he’s got a fleet of luxury cars at his disposal.
Every single member of Biden’s Administration is like that.
They all come out of the same mould, the only difference is the superficial window dressing.
Today I’m writing the U.S. Attorney General requesting an investigation into @OnlyFans for promoting, and profiting from, online prostitution. I encourage @TheJusticeDept to vigorously protect vulnerable people from platforms that promote coercive immoral and sexual activity.
— Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS (@RepGosar) April 1, 2021
What an absolute fucking boss!
Well played. Although you give them half a chance and they would probably institute it.
In mid-March, one of our K-9’s was attempting to apprehend a dangerous felon who was hiding in a pond. The suspect grabbed the K-9’s head and shoved it under water in an attempt to drown the dog. Fortunately, the K-9 wasn’t harmed and the bad guy went to jail.
In light of this, it became clear that while K-9’s may not be suitable for in-water apprehensions. And since there are 554 lakes within Polk County, other options were considered.
The PCSO field tested various animals to be used when suspects enter the water in an attempt to escape.
Otters were among the fastest, but flinging one fifty feet was too simple for the bad guys.
Elephants were not only fast, but they were impossible to be thrown by a suspect. Unfortunately, they don’t fit in Ford Explorers.
Manatee were tested but they only fared well when the suspects were older than 95 years old and covered in lettuce, which is a scenario that only really occurs once or twice a month in Polk County.
We tried cats, but, seriously, they are way to smart to get near any kind of water. And, they only work when they pretty much feel like it, which is almost never. And who wants to look at a wet cat—not pretty.
Finally, we tested alligators. They proved to be very fast in the water and not easy for suspects to free themselves from.
The Polk County Sheriff’s Office is pleased to announce the creation of a unit like no other in the United States: The PCSO G8R Unit.
Ten deputies are currently being trained to work as handlers for our G8Rs, and funding has already been secured to provide each G8R with a fitted bullet proof vest.
Just like their K-9 counterparts, these G8Rs will also be available for demonstrations at area schools and nursing homes.
