We are going to lose every war from here on out

This is from our newest branch of the service, Space Force.

That is badass.  I totally support Space Force.

Unfortunately, this is also from Space Force.

I know that this is the Space Force, which operates under the Air Force, and that the Air Force is not the Army, but they both operate under the DOD and if this mentally affects the Space Force then it affects all the other branches.

If that is true, our future of war is to lose every conflict from here on out.

“Sir, the enemy is advancing.  We’re taking heavy casualties.  Most of our officers have been killed or wounded, command and control is breaking down.”

“I need to know the races and genders of all the officers we  still have in the field.”

“But Sir, our troops are pinned down.  We don’t have time for that.”

“Solider!  I will not allow this division to engage in a counteroffensive without proper racial and gender diversity in its leadership.  Can you imagine how the historians will record this if we achieve victory lead by just while males?”

Or maybe:

“Sir, our digital systems are under attack.”

“How are we responding?”

“Lt. Smith thinks that he’s identified the code they are using to penetrate our firewall.  He believes he can stop it.”

“Are there any other suggestions?  Lt. Smith is a white male, and we’ve amplified those voices for too long in this country.  Have all your Genderqueer and BIPOC cyber-security specialists mobilize to counter this threat right away.”

If our college system and corporations are any indications, once the phrase “diversity and inclusion” becomes part of your mission statement, you are on the fast decline to failure.

It is eminently possible to have diversity when you focus on quality.  When you focus on diversity and inclusion, everything else suffers.

“Go woke, go broke” seems to be an absolute law.  It’s one thing when it takes out a for-profit, private corporation.  When “go woke, go broke” is applied to our national defense, it is all of us that are harmed when our national security is compromised.

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Revenge is a dish best served with fries and a Coke

They gave us COVID and this is the best we could do in return?

COVID which came from eating bat soup.

Fucking bats.

I’ve watched Bizarre Foods when he went to China.  It’s like an HP Lovecraft story.

After eating silk worm cocoons and giant centipedes grilled on a stick, a sandwich SPAM, Oreos, and mayonnaise isn’t going to phase them.

I’m getting a little nauseous thinking about this but this is not adequate retribution for COVID.

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How much? Not worth it.

The original is in Spanish, so you will be reading a browser translation which is pretty accurate.

The Provincial Court of Palma de Mallorca has decreed the file of the criminal proceedings against a man who was denounced by his ex-partner for feeling compelled to practice oral sex as long as she did not return the 15,000 euros that he had lent him.
The judges have concluded that there was no crime of coercions because it was “a freely agreed relationship” between them. It emphasizes that sexual intercourse ceased “because of her refusal to maintain it,” without that opposition having “another consequence than debt claim.”
The legal process began after R.M the brother of his ex-wife, with which he had always had a good relationship, was reported to police.
The woman claimed that, due to financial problems she had, she asked her ex-partner for help, J.R. He entered him into an account 15,000 euros, without stipulating the form or the repayment period, “remaining that he would do it as he could.”

I am not saying it is not demeaning, but if it was a voluntary agreement between the parties, suck it up, Buttercup. But this is what is bothering me:

According to the complainant, the man later told him that “because of the favor he had done him, he had to do him two or three ‘bottles’ [congratulations] a week and that as long as the debt remained he had to make him ‘xiribeba’ [fulana].”
This was the case five times, when she practiced oral sex to her ex-partner inside his vehicle.

That was 15 instance of oral sex in exchange for 15,000 Euros or over  $18,000. Those were $1,200 a pop for a suction job inside a car, not even a comfy location.

He got fleeced.

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Setting yourself up for failure is not admirable.

And before y’all lose your shit about fat-shaming the woman in the photo, allow me to share the fact that I am also obese so I speak  from a position of knowing the problems.

 

You see, to tell fat people that they can enter an Ironman-type contest with that body and making them believe that by spending that much money they will be losing weight is a damnable lie. The only thing that will happen is a hole in the bank account and possibly a trip to the ER after they collapse out of the bike and into the pavement. After they recover, they will put the equipment up for sale and go back to nurse their Egos in front of a large pan sausage pizza and a gallon of Dairy Queen Choco-Dipped- Strawberry Blizzard. Any alleged work simply vanishes.

I began my dieting back in May and a low-impact exercise regime in July. It is basically counting calories like a MoFo and cut down the intake while trying to burn as much as I can with this messed up back I have. I am not telling you how much I was weighing when I began, but as of this morning, I had lost 81 pounds and my goal is to lose another 50 before I decided to slow down a bit and maybe remember what a pizza or a lasagna tastes like. I am going to break my diet for Christmas by making the first Spanish Omelet in eight months. You old reader can retrieve your lower jaw and place it in the upright position: Yes, I have not had my favorite dish since I started dieting.

As with everything, it is discipline in the application of a plan that works for you. And to also understand that setting stupid unreachable goals is only setting yourself up for failure and collecting more pounds.

And I rather spend the money on a bolt action rifle with a nice scope, perhaps in 30.06 since it will give me a nice upper body workout.

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Where am I? When am I?

It’s early in the morning. You hear a knock at your door.  You go down stairs to see what is going on.  You crack open the door to peek outside when suddenly the door is thrown into your face.

A Cadre of men in Jackboots, breeches, Schirmmütze style peaked caps, and grayish coats push their way into your home.

From polished black leather flap holsters on Sam Browne belts, they draw German made, single stack, 9mm pistols that use an obscure and high toleranced, non-Browning operating system.

They point the pistols at you while telling you that thaey are there because your neighbor denounced you.

You’re shocked and confused, still groggy from being woken up at the early hours and hit in the face with a door.

What in the world is going on?

What is happening?

Did you get sucked into some sort of time vortex?

Is this Berlin in 1938?

NEIN!

As your eyes regain focus everything suddenly becomes clear.

It’s still 2020, you live in New Jersey, and your neighbor saw you coming come from the gym without a mask on in your car.

 

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I support this bipartisan effort

When you have AOC, Tulsi Gabbard, Ted Cruz, and Rand Paul all calling your bullshit “Bullshit!”  You know it’s bullshit.  You can take that to the bank.

Fuck, it’s a cold day in hell when Ben Shapiro agrees with AOC, but he did.

I can support this bipartisan effort to stop this bullshit bill.

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