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Crisis reveals a person’s true self.

Good people become more magnanimous.  Some will don masks and gloves and deliver food to the elderly who can’t leave their homes, others will make masks for hospital staff.  Selfish people become more selfish.  They will buy up all the hand sanitizer in a tri-county area and try to price gouge on eBay or demand to be put in a COVID-19 isolation ward because they got the Mexican tourist shits.

Sometimes a person reveals that what they are inside is psychotic.

Nurse crotchets her own coronavirus mask and it has a special vulva design

Oh dear sweet Lord, what fresh hell is this?

Social worker Lulu Geraghty, 42, crotched a vulva by hand and attached it to her protective equipment.

No sane person straps a crochet vulva to her face and goes to work.  Also, note the Megan Rapinoe hair cut, indicative of the “Woke” feminist.

Lulu, who lives in Brisbane, Australia, makes vulva tea cosies and hats in her spare time and decided to make the quirky addition for a laugh.  

I want to be clear about this, making vulva tea cosies and hats is not quirky.  It a sign of severe mental disturbance.

If you went to a tea party and the host pulled one of these out, would you laugh, or would you make a beeline for the door assuming that there is a freezer full of dead prostitutes in the basement?

She crafts the vulvas during her downtime to help her unwind.

One of the things that really bothers me about society is how we downplay sexual paraphilia in women.

When an adult male teacher has sex with a female teenage student, he is rightly identified as a pedophile and locked up for life.  When an adult female teacher has sex with a male teenage student, she gets a slap on the wrist and everyone jokes about how lucky the boy was while playing “Hot for Teacher” as the intro to the news segment.  No, a 30-year old woman having sex with a 14-year old boy is abuse.

If an adult man made vulva shaped household items, we would recognize that for what it is, a sign of some sexual disturbance.  When a woman does the same thing, it’s seen as quirky empowering feminism.

She was quick to say that it was more a fashion item since it doesn’t meet medical standards – but added ‘it will certainly help with social distancing’.

That it most definitely will.

‘I had a spare vulva just lying around so I whacked it on, for a bit of fun,’ explained Lulu.

“Alex, I will take ‘Things Serial Killers Say’ for $1000”

She said: ‘I like to be a little bit confrontational and I like to have the competing ideas of something really uncomfortable with something pretty and domestic.

She added: ‘They’re pretty divisive. People have strong reactions – they either love them and think they’re great, or they’re just repulsed.’

More evidence that this is an emotional problem.  Knowingly doing agressively off-putting things in order to repulse people by being unnecessarily confrontational is a sign of anti-social personality disorder.

Lulu was hoping to display her creations at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival but it has been postponed due to coronavirus.

I did not know that there was a Seattle Erotic Art Festival, but now that I do and that it was postponed for the Coronavirus, I am rooting for the Coronavirus in that city to keep the festival shut down permanently.

I don’t know if she was mentally unbalanced before becoming a Woke feminist or if becoming a Woke feminist made her mentally unbalanced.  Either way, this woman is unhinged and the Coronavirus has revealed that she is even more unhinged than previously known.

I can’t take my kids to the park.  Even the playground in development is closed because of the HOA’s response to the Coronavirus outbreak.

My kids are home for the rest of the school year, they will do online instruction over the internet starting next week.

The whole situation sucks.  Why does it suck?

New York City.

I found a fantastic website that shows Coronavirus cases by state and county.

New York City has the most cases by a YUGE margin.  Almost 60,000 cases in New York, with almost 34,000 of those being in New York City itself, and the majority of the rest in outlying NYC suburbs.  New York City represents 42% of the total number of Coronavirus cases in the US.

The poorest areas of New York City, such as Queens and the Bronx have been the hardest hit.

What is the takeaway?

If you want to avoid the mass spread of an airborne respiratory virus, you shouldn’t pack people chockablock into tiny apartments, stacked on top of each other, breathing in the same recycled air heated by a central boiler.

If we draw from our lessons of history, the Black Death wiped out nearly 60% of the population of Europe.  The bacteria Yersinia pestis came from Asian rats and was transmitted by fleas.  It exploded into a plague because of the high population density of European cities.

This is a video from a park in Queens showing people not practicing social distancing.

https://twitter.com/keeltyc/status/1243650632692662272

Honestly, I can’t blame them terribly.  New Yorkers don’t know what social distancing is.

Being packed into a subway assholes to elbows is normal for them.  The average Queens apartment is 711 square feet.  I have a modest middle-class house in Huntsville and it is four times that size.  If I want to go outside, I have a large back yard.  People in 700 sq-ft apartments don’t have yards, they have the park down the street.

I’m not sure how you can get people to stay shut up in 700 sq foot apartments for weeks on end and go outside to stretch their legs.  Especially if they have kids that need to run.

That assumes that it’s safer to say inside breathing in what everyone else in the hermetically sealed building has exhaled.

To put this in perspective, New York has ten times as many cases as our most populous state, California.  Half of California’s cases come from LA county.  Illinois is number five for cases and 75% of those are in Cook County.

This is purely a problem of population density.

Here in Alabama, we’ve had all of 800 cases, and more than one-quarter of those are in Jefferson County, which is where Birmingham is located.  Where I live in Madison County, we have 80 cases.

The only outlier in this is Louisiana, but the consensus is that Marti Gras super-accelerated the spread of the virus, with over a million people packed for hours drunkenly cheering into each other faces.  So it was a temporary extremely high population density scenario.

The point of all of this is: the reason I can’t go to my development playground with my kids this week like we did last week, is because New York City is Wuhan wet market of human beings, all stacked in little cages coughing and shitting on each other.

Back in the day, when Foot and Mouth Disease threatened British agriculture, the British Government came up with a protocol to halt the spread of that virus.  If one animal was found to have the virus, that entire herd was culled before it spread to neighboring farms.

I’m just saying, maybe before we turn off the entire American economy for seven weeks, we try culling New York City down to a low enough population density to halt the spread of that infection.

Then I would be able to take my kids to the playground.

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

And not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

Hat Tip Gregory D

If you were not aware, the Saudi Government took the incredible step of closing prayers at the Grand Mosque in Mecca because of the Coronavirus.

This is how Yemeni Muslims reacted:

Friday Sermon by Yemeni Scholar Ibrahim Al-Ubeidi: Coronavirus Is Part of a Plan by the Jews, Israel, U.S. to Control Mecca, Medina; The Saud Clan Is a Jewish Family Brought into Power in Order to Judaize These Cities pic.twitter.com/YXzAaJ4P0s

— MEMRI (@MEMRIReports) March 29, 2020

The Saudi royal family?  Jews.

Closing Mecca to stop the spread of Coronavirus?  Jews.

The Coronavirus?  A Jewish plot.

These people know one thing and one thing only.  Anti-Semitism.

If you want to know why the Middle East is the way that it is, this is why.  You have countries that have the resource curse populated by people whose heads are filled with nothing but obsessive Jew-hatred.

No wonder they are such shitholes.

I watched the President Trump, Coronavirus Task Force hold press briefing yesterday and the news are scary but at the same time somewhat hopefull. You have to give it to the President, he does inject a good dose of “We can do this” to the conversation. He knows that id fatalism takes over, we are crewed seven ways from Sunday.

You can watch the whole thing, but I want to direct you to what I call the CNN Massacre. He had already had to deal with two journos, so he was primed and the CNN guy took the brunt for not realizing it. It was like a Big Leaguer take a Louisville Slugger and beat a Mexican piñata to death

The CNN massacre starts at 1:07:45 in case the video below did not cue.

That is gonna leave a mark.

Reader Paul K. sent us this:

CINCINNATI — Starting March 24 at 8 a.m., Cincinnati Police will not respond in-person to calls for assaults without injuries, break-ins, criminal damaging and more.

Cincinnati police announced Monday that these calls will be referred for online or phone reporting:

• Assault reports where there is no medical attention necessary and suspect is no longer present
• Breaking and entering reports where there are no suspect(s) or possibility of property recovery
• Criminal damaging reports
• Dog bites
• Lost property
• Lost or stolen license plates
• Menacing reports, unless a suspect is expected, threatens to return or is part of the elements of domestic violence
• Phone harassment
• Property damage

Starting Tuesday, Cincinnati PD won’t respond in-person for these calls

This is a dangerous. Either people are not going to bother to call and a bad player is going to be roaming around free, or people will demand medical attention even when they don’t need it just to force the cops to show up.

Oh well… At least the river is not on fire.

Hat Tip Paul K.