Most Exalted One (A.K.A. Missy)  by far is a good cat: She does not attack the furniture or decides that certain items are better off on the floor than the shelves or most of the typical feline quirks that makes you understand why some people use their guts for sports or musical applications.

However she is finicky with her soft food. If a can has been open for more than 2 hours, the contents shall be treated like chemical waste and considered inedible. When she gets hungry, she does her routine of big eyes and pitiful cries for more food and won’t stop till you feed her.

Just now she begged for food and gave her what was left in a can. She sniffed it and gave me a Chef Ramsey look indicating that she was not happy about the selection. I ignored her and continued doing what i was doing so she went straight to my mother’s room, played her little role and my dear mom immediately served her with a fresh can, changed her water (about 15 minutes old), gave her treats while commiserating about how bad I was for not keeping her properly fed.

Frigging cat has my mother trained. They are ***holes like that.

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

2 thoughts on “People Training.”
  1. Cats – a Chinese meal for two, or half a pair of slippers/mittens.

    And if you think dog farts smell bad –

    stay safe.

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