So this has gone around the internet:
https://twitter.com/italia_patriot/status/1380230582953603072
This has been America’s COVID response in a nutshell.
A histrionic Leftist with the same fat percentage as whipping cream and who smokes demanding the rest of us mask up and locked down for her safety.
What we now know about COVID is that it kills the elderly and fat.
I’m going to run for President and this will be my COVID policy.
If there is a spike in COVID under my administration I will:
- Order the immediate closure of fast food establishments
- Ban the sale of sod, high-calorie drinks, and high carbohydrate/high fat snack food
- Ban the sale of tobacco and alcohol
- Provide subsidies for gym memberships
- Stimulus will be based on body fat percentage weight loss, weight gain will be published with punitive tax increases
- Schools will be required to be in person and spend at least 25% of the school day doing high-intensity PE
- The National Guard will be mobilized to lead (possibly mandatory) PT in public parks, parking lots of federal buildings, and any public schools/colleges the receive federal funding
- Extra care will be taken to isolate the elderly from the virus
Instead of going out there wearing a mask like Biden, I’m going turn the front lawn of the Whitehouse into Muscle Beach and be out the pumping iron and doing laps around the National Mall with some USMC Drill Instructors.
If COVID kills fatties, we will not be a nation of fatties.
Americans before my COVID protocols:
Americans after my COVID protocols:
THIS IS SPARTA… TENNESSEE!!
You’ll pry my bacon cheeseburger from my cold dead hands!
(Honestly, you’re not wrong, but the left is made up of such maximum level morons they’d probably die of dehydration if you talked about how awesome drinking water is.)
Well, Toastrider, now if *Trump* praised drinking water…..
“Are you kidding? Fish fornicate in that stuff!”
Shut up and take my vote. Maybe some tax breaks based on APFT scores? Just saying.
Covid Briefings by Jillian Michaels instead of Fraudci would be a nice bonus as well.
How about encouraging state militias (totally voluntary) rather than, or in conjunction with, the National Guard, but not subject to federal control. Deployment typically limited to cases of domestic unrest where police are overwhelmed or for support during natural disasters. Tax breaks if members provide their own weapons. Could be Included in the PT provision. Duct tape and mops provided for exploding liberal heads.
Great. Let’s replace one kind of tyranny with another. No, thanks.
The answer to someone like that twit is to tell her if she’s that afraid, STAY TF HOME. Not let’s punish everyone preemptively.
That’s the problem with people in general. They don’t want freedom, just their own version of it.
What if I can lead a PT formation whilst puffing on a big ol stogie at a pace that would leave em smoked (hehe) afterwards.
Since it is important to hydrate I’d have a few cans of budlight, gonna maintain your water intake.