After a rewarding day at the range, your buddies and you decide to go to a local steak house for nourishment. Whike waiting for a table, you notice that Joan Peterson, Ladd Everitt, both Bradys, Colin Goddard (under the table,) Rosie O’Donnel, Paul Helmke and others of the same persuasion are already violating their oaths to PETA. All of the sudden and from the four corners of the restaurant, Adam Gadahn and several AlQaeda members jump up, shoot guns in the air and demand that the US withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan in the next 15 minutes or they will start executing hostages. You must do something NOW!
After a brief moment of thought you decide:
- Go to the nearest Longhorn since the you hate the Outback blooming Onion but still want steak.
- Five Guys Burgers. Nothing beats a big greasy All-American burger after a day shooting.
- (Readers, you can add your own action in the comment section)
And yes, it means I will not lift a finger to help those who rather see me dead at the hands of my enemies than having the ability to defend myself.
3. Videotape it so we can display to the country the damage that guns could do. Can’t leave the video camera, someone’s gotta keep it rolling. Sorry, antis… wouldn’t want to interfere on your right to not be involved in gun violence.
I’d go home and have sammiches/watch the news. 😛
If I could get to a nice shotgun, I would save their sorry hides and then ask them to join me in a press conference right afterwards. They would probably decline to do so, but then I would identify them as the total hypocrites that they are, on national TV.
I think we should show them just how morally superior we are, and let them stew in that for the rest of their pathetic lives.
I’m with Braden; save them and then rub their noses in it every chance you get.
Go outside and call-in the Edu. Inspector General and Jose Guerena SWAT teams to obliterate the entire building.
@DirtCrashr: I wonder if the Department of Education’s requisition for Global Hawks and Predators has come through yet. We could then see some drone airstrikes on the real terrorists who disagree with the Dewey Decimal System!
Use my mad ventriloquist skillz to throw my voice over to the communist table and say “You don’t have a hair on your A$$!!!!”
I am under no moral compulsion to protect anyone except my own family… who I would evacuate to a safe distance and call 911 with.
In reality, though, barring certain very narrow circumstances, that will always be my response – get my family clear, call the authorities, then maybe consider doing something proactive.
Can we wait until Adam Gadahn et al shoot and kill Joan Peterson, Ladd Everitt, both Bradys, Colin Goddard (under the table,) Rosie O’Donnel, Paul Helmke and others of the same persuasion before shooting Adam et al?
It would be a shame to let them get away…