I saw a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning.

Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.

He immediately woke up and said, “Thank you.”

“No problem.” I smiled.

He looked at me again and said, “It’s empty.”

I said, “I know, it’s a chimney.”

Two blondes are sitting on opposite sides of a river. One blonde calls out to the other, “How do I get to the other side?” The other blonde looks back quizzically and replies, “But you’re already on the other side.”