They gave us COVID and this is the best we could do in return?

COVID which came from eating bat soup.

Fucking bats.

I’ve watched Bizarre Foods when he went to China.  It’s like an HP Lovecraft story.

After eating silk worm cocoons and giant centipedes grilled on a stick, a sandwich SPAM, Oreos, and mayonnaise isn’t going to phase them.

I’m getting a little nauseous thinking about this but this is not adequate retribution for COVID.

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By J. Kb

5 thoughts on “Revenge is a dish best served with fries and a Coke”
  1. Bat soup? More likely some test tube concoction from a ChiCom biowarfare lab. Remember the gloating from a ChiCom mouthpiece when Trump got their virus? It sure sounded like a case of “aha, it worked”.

  2. Ok, the oreos is a bit much. But spam sandwiches? Those are fricking delicious. Why are people freaking out over it. I liked to fry the spam in thin slices until the outside is crispy like bacon. The toasted bread, mayo, cheddar, and you have a great meal.

    People act like spam is poison. Damn. Grow up poor and eat some damn poor food every once in a while.

    1. I love SPAM, fried with eggs. SPAM, cheese, egg on a buttermilk biscuit is a great breakfast.

      I actually like the turkey SPAM or lite SPAM more, its just a little less greasy.

      I have no problem with SPAM. It’s the combination of SPAM, Oreos, and mayo is the problem.

      All are great on their own. Combined is a disaster.

      I like sex and I like water slides. I don’t want to have sex on a water slide.

  3. Seconded for the turkey spam or low sodium spam.

    Last year a friend got me a mix crate of all the different flavors plus seasonal ones, something like 15-16 in total for Christmas.

    Teriyaki spam is AMAZING in stir fry or redneck sushi rolls.

    Though nothing beats a dill pickle, spam single, Velveeta cheese, miracle whip, peanut butter, and grape jelly sandwich for a quick lunch. Toss it in a panini press and you’re good to go.

    Mayo is the devil, Miracle whip is where its at.

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