1. Hmmm.

   Yep. Learn to code!

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2. Look mate, how many overpaid J-school grads are really needed to publish unedited press releases from the Democratic Party and the People’s Republic of China anyway?

   It’s funny- before Twitter, most Americans despised journalist as self obsessed, two faced Leftist bohemian bourgeois that hated America and Americans, scum who would happily report on massive tragedies ‘with a gleam in their eye’.

   Now, thanks to Twitter, we know that journalist are far, far, far worse than even that low impression, based in their own words.

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3. Or they could just take up farming- Bloomberg said all farmers do is throw some seeds on the ground and water them.

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4. A good start…more please.

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5. https://youtu.be/S4mY4FHyT80

6. “Of course we need all those journalists right now. Our chicken fajitas and calzones aren’t gonna DoorDash themselves to us.”

   Well….everywhere except California which just made gig-work illegal (in essence).

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   1. They’re needed for testing new COVID-19 treatments.

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      1. No doubt: I suppose that the researchers have run out of rats.

         Besides, there are things that a rat simply will not do!

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7. It certainly would be good to have more journalists. But what does that have to do with CNN?

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