A mask dispute in Key West sent one man to the hospital and another to jail over the weekend.
The incident took place Sunday afternoon at Dairy Queen, 1207 United St. It started when Neshad Potts refused to put on a mask as an employee behind the take-out window had requested, said Eli Paez, who ended up in the hospital with a head injury and a hole in his lip after being punched in the face by the man.
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Paez accused Potts of passing gas on him before subsequently striking him in the face.
“He farted on me and I was like, nobody’s ever done that to me,” Paez said. “That is the most disgusting and childish thing. He looked at me and smacked the hat off my head.”
Paez told Potts he wasn’t afraid of him.

A man was punched over a face mask dispute at a Key West Dairy Queen, police say

You have to admit, farting was a nice tactical use of a distraction before a sneaky attack. The heart attack bit has been overused by Hollywood and I really don’t see them using farts as substitute.

I am going to keep checking the South Florida news after we move. These bits are too much fun to just ignore and abandon.