1. The Burning Times is no time to realize you neglected your cardio.

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2. ‘at’s a whole lotta long pork there.

   170 degrees. Carolina sweet sauce on the side.

   Moby Richard will self baste if I don’t miss my guess

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3. Remember the ‘Apex Predator’ guy on the ‘ultimate prepper’ show or whatever it was called? They could be related.

4. Step up soy boy…..

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5. Someone recently told me that “You may test that theory at your leisure” is the professional way to say “F*** around and find out.”

   Also, you can hear the cheap, ineffective AR500 plates “clank” when he throws the PC on the bed.

   On the plus side, at least he wears the PC correctly. Most of the time you see them way too low.

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   1. Could you explain the “ineffective” part? Do you mean because of deflection/spalling or am I missing something else. I wouldn’t roll with it, but I’m also not the type to THROW MY DAMN BODY ARMOR around like a moron.

      Course, I also saw a few people have to get their ceramic plates replaced down range because they weren’t careful with them when taking them off. Luckily I didn’t have to wear it all the time or I probably would have been doing the same

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      1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWk3KducJNI

         Ineffective as in “doesn’t stop the most common round out of the most common platform out of the most common barrel length”

         M193 out of a 16″ AR zips right through.

         Spalling and deflection are also issues that you’d have with lesser rounds.

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6. Boy, you may be all dolled up in a MOLLE vest and helmet, but you’re no more “ready to fight” than a 5-year-old.

   Actually, now that I think about it, that’s probably an insult to 5-year-olds everywhere.

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7. I think that Our Hero here has had too many pancakes

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8. All you’d have to do is stay away from him for 5 minutes and when hes bent over holdin on to his knees run up and kick him in the nutz( kick hard cause they prob tiny)….. its like this hugely fat guy I know who has “an AR for every contingency “ He has like 7-8 of em. I told him you gonna look stupid humpin 8 ARs across the fields… as my fat buddy looks at him thru the scope from a llllloooooooonnnnng way away…

   Oh and them clanky A500 plates make a sweet sound when you get a hit

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9. This video should remind us all to get fit and stay fit.

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   1. Get Fit and make yourself a harder target for COVID.

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10. As long as we’re all critiquing his poor choice of armor, we should probably also note that he has no armament. I don’t even see so much as a spikey key chain or a rape whistle, let alone a firearm. So, yeah, good luck with your revolution.

    As for his appearance, I’ll be the first to admit I could stand to loose 20-25 lbs, whereas this guy needs to shed about 50 lbs; But I’m also forty years old and he seems to be in his 20’s. Of course, I’m also not trying to make people think I’m a ready-for-anything badass on the internet.

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