I once was also gifted with a glorious head of hair and kept it long. But the baldness gene that runs in the family showed up, and I thought having a hair style that looked like a stapled hula skirt around my head, was not very nice looking. High and tight after that.
Nature is cruel. Don’t add go the misery by looking like a 20 year old bar mop.
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