TAMPA, Fla. -A dog attack sent two people to the hospital in Tampa.According to Tampa Police, a pit bull mix named Scarface bit its owner and two other family members at a home located in the 3400 block of Cord Street on Friday afternoon. Tampa Police said Brenda Guerrero, 52, tried to put a sweater on the dog when it attacked. Her husband, 46-year-old Ismael Guerrero, attempted to pull the dog off his wife when the dog began attacking him.
And two reasons why I side with the dog: It is Florida and it is still HOT. My frigging Air Conditioner has only been off one and a half days in the last 2 months, OK? I am sure the owners would not leave Scarface locked inside the car in some mall parking lot, but apparently a sweater in hot and muggy Florida is OK.
Second reason: It is a frigging Ugly Holiday sweater! Even mixed Pit Bulls have standards! You come at me with one of those things, and I’ll tune you up with a baseball bat just on principle.
Yeah, I’m with the dog. We’ve had one day this winter when the high hasn’t been over 70. He’s already got a fur coat on, he doesn’t need a sweater.