Mom woke up with may seem to be stomach flu. Usually nothing bad, but she is 87 which means she is not a young spring chicken anymore. She is grumbling and complaining more than usual and I that means I must pay no other attention than to hers.
At least I managed to sneaked Cup #1 of Coffee.
I leave you with a funny so your trip over here is not wasted. And it is for real.
Suspect hiding from authorities passes gas so loudly that it gives up hiding spot
A lot of cops have similar stories. One I knew told of a time that he thought he’d lost a perp he was chasing when the light of his flashlight reflected on the gold chain worn by the same where he was hiding in the bushes. Another commented on how he liked the shoes that lit up when you walked. “You can see just where they’re going!”
Take all the time you need with your mom. Mine is 83, and the time demands can stack-up.