Gun Control Activist: “Universal Background Checks now!”
Me: “Excuse me. Can you tell me the percentage of drop in violent crime with UBC?”
Gun Control Activist: [crickets]
Me:  “Hello? Anybody home?”
Gun Control Activist: “I can’t predict the future.”
Me: Gimme an approximation w/ a 20% margin of error.
Gun Control Activist: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!


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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

2 thoughts on “Summary of a Twitter Exchange”
  1. Correct answer: 0%, +/- 20%.

    (Yes, I understand that predicts the possibility of an up-to-20% increase in violent crime. That is 100% [+/- 0%] intentional.)

  2. Some people, you whack them over the head with a Louisville Slugger and all you’d do is ruin a $40 baseball bat.

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