Gun Control Activist: “Universal Background Checks now!”
Me: “Excuse me. Can you tell me the percentage of drop in violent crime with UBC?”
Gun Control Activist: [crickets]
Me: “Hello? Anybody home?”
Gun Control Activist: “I can’t predict the future.”
Me: Gimme an approximation w/ a 20% margin of error.
Gun Control Activist: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!
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Correct answer: 0%, +/- 20%.
(Yes, I understand that predicts the possibility of an up-to-20% increase in violent crime. That is 100% [+/- 0%] intentional.)
Some people, you whack them over the head with a Louisville Slugger and all you’d do is ruin a $40 baseball bat.
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