Uniquely designed to destroy the delicate Everglades ecosystem, the Ford EF Everglades equally grinds over alligators, swamp deer, snakes, Palmetto fronds, wild pigs, vines and the occasional Earth Lover communing with the swamp mosquitoes. It spews 3 tons of choking diesel smoke per gallon and the noise shakes baby birds out of their nests.

H/T to SayUncle for the original meme idea.