I am a 3%???
Neither type!
You are 3% hippie.
Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer’s market–they’re fun.
I was worried there for a second… phewwwwww!
Hat Tip to Rustmeister’s Alehouse.