When you don’t have a platform and your opponent is the most successful governor in America, you run on T&A.
One for the boob guys…
We’re going to dominate Ron DeSantis in South Florida, but we’re going to do just fine in North Florida, too. pic.twitter.com/7ptxgqh94V
— Nikki Fried (@NikkiFried) December 18, 2021
One for the foot fetishists…
Doing Ron DeSantis’ job for him — while in heels. 👠👠 pic.twitter.com/WYdtl2u71t
— Nikki Fried (@NikkiFried) December 29, 2021
(Leftist foot fetishists is probably a larger demographic than you’d think)
I have no idea what she thinks she can do as governor.
She promised as Agricultural Commissioner to decriminalize pot, and she didn’t.
She tried to ruin the CCW process but couldn’t.
She has made a big deal about publicly suspending the CCW licenses of people under investigation for participation in J6. While legal, it’s in bad taste and highly partisan to have press conferences in which she proudly suspended the CCW licenses of people who have been arrested for disorderly conduct (she seems to be taking the “other disqualifying offenses” language pretty far) in the Capitol.
So far, really her platform is just DeSantis Department Syndrome.
If she gets any more desperate, she might start doing campaign events at Scarlett’s Cabaret, collecting campaign donations in her G-string.