"NO WEAPONS ALLOWED"
Reporter *bewildered* that a shooting could possibly happen when the sign clearly states no guns.
"What?! How could it be? Sign was wrong size, probably"#missouri #ccw #dgu #2A pic.twitter.com/5OnCoVX1AY
— ? Dr. Napervillain Bunny? (@Type07Safety) January 22, 2024
If the sign was the proper size, the violent criminal would have obeyed it.
The solution, of course, is to make the sign bigger. Then, next time, the criminal will see it and obey it.
Works every time, 0% of the time.
USA…. Unbelievably Stupid Americans…
the stupid is deep..
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that; can’t you read the sign?
That is a Progressive/Socialist song, ya know.
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Works about as well as the “no tsunamis allowed” signs posted on a beach.
Not too small–too low!
Only dogs and cats could see and read that sign.
I had a “No Coronavirus Zone” sign up at work.
That did not work either…
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Two of my favorite cartoons:
1. A sign “Wolf free zone”. A wolf is leaning against it, licking its paws, surrounded by bones (of sheep, one would guess). (It’s marked “Mike Lester, Washington Post Writers Group, 10-9-15”)
2. A building door marked “gun free zone”. Two teenagers are looking at it; they are wearing bandoliers with grenades, a rifle and handgun or two. Caption: “Dang! What do we do now?” (Marked “Brian Germain, 2/16)
I forgot to mention the best cartoon in history — the 9/11 one by Scott Bieser. https://scottbieser.com/sept11.html
Morons on patrol.
Again.
A clear cut case of a walking brain donor.