I was having a nice lunch when I get an email from J.Kb. that made me go for the Pepto Bismol.
He found this from back in February and thought “Hey! I am sure Miguel will appreciate the devotion! /sarcasm off>”
I went ahead and did a bit of editing to Matthew 26: 26-27 to adapt it to the new religion.
As they were eating, Trayvon took some Skittles and blessed it. Then he passed the pieces and gave it to the disciples, saying, “Take this and eat it, for this is my body.”
And he took a cup of Arizona Iced Tea and gave thanks to nobody for it. He gave it to them and said, “Each of you drink from it, for this is my juice, which confirms the covenant between BLM and his people.
Sacrilege doe not begin to cover this abomination. Rather than use a few less-than polite words, I m just going to quote Matthew again, this time from 23:27
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs which indeed appear beautiful outwardly, but inside are full of dead men’s bones and all uncleanness.”
The soul indeed is unclean and that is being generous.
And, here all this time I had thought Saint Trayvon The Martyred had been shot, astride his victim….I mean his oppressor…and beating his head into the pavement.
Now I learn he was executed in the ancient Roman manner.
And, how come nobody wondered about all the hammering, as Zimmerman assembled the cross, and then affixed St. Trayvon The Martyred to it?
Stuff I’m not gonna understand…..
I suppose the author of that crock is a “reverend” in the same way that misery pimp Al Sharpton is.
They left out the cough syrup.
Don’t you guys remember the part in the Gospels where Jesus tackles the Roman troops and bludgeons them before his crucifixion?
Aaaand they’re doing ancestor worship again.
There is going to be special condemnation for these Satan worshippers who desecrate the Communion. I would love to discuss with this “reverend” Lewis (also known as a false teacher) about her eternal destination.