Chris Rock is a professional comedian and I came up with better comebacks…
“That was a GI Jane joke. If I wanted to make fun of your wife’s illness I would have said the upside of having a wife with alopecia is that the carpet matches the drapes.”
“Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth.”
“She’s already been in the mouths of half the people on this room, how the fuck does one more make a difference.”
Chris Rock built his career on snappy comebacks and when he really needed some he waffled.