M-80s, the real stuff, if you please.
And the ashes to be placed in a container with 20 pounds of tannerite…. at Knob Creek.
By Miguel.GFZ
Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.
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Heh, yep THAT would scatter one to the four winds (literally)…
Young man once asked his grandfather, on his 100th birthday, what his secret to long life was. Grandfather whispered “sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your eggs every morning.” The young man took this advice to heart, and began the same routine. Every morning he would sprinkle a small amount of gunpowder on his breakfast. He recently passed away, having celebrated his 114th birthday. He left behind his third wife, twelve children, 28 grandchildren, 63 great-grandchildren, and a 27-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
I’ve considered requesting that my ashes be mixed into the shells of a firework display, and a nice show put on…