This is from the official Twitter account of the United Kingdom Counter Terrorism Police.
https://twitter.com/TerrorismPolice/status/1089908708908314625
Yep, you saw that right. This man should be reported for buying a hammer in a hardware store in Airstrip One.
It’s clear that the British are totally non-serious about dealing with any of their problems.
This is what happens when police go woke and don’t have guns.
Dealing with actual violent criminals from Stabistan is dangerous and is motivated by racism and xenophobia.
Instead, the UK is going to harass tradesmen and DIY-ers.
The most wanted man in London isn’t some returned ISIS fighter.
It’s a carpenter with a Big Gulp (they banned straws too).
It’s almost funny if it weren’t so horrifically tragic.
You laugh, but let’s see what you do when some loon attacks you with a banana… or (shudder) some wicked sharp slices of mango.
Be wary the guy that carries an shrubbery, he could be more dangerous still 😀
What about deforestation due to herring proliferation???
(Seriously England- Monty Python & Blackadder are supposed to be comedies, not how to guides).