- It helps causing Global Warming. So many shootings are happening due to Stand Your ground that the greenhouse gases produced by the burning on the propellant are warming the planet by at least 17 degrees.
- Illinois Nazis are back. Thanks to Stand Your Ground, the previously dissipated group is back and roaming the streets of Chicago in old station wagons.
- Increased birth rate. With many people now carrying guns as penis enhancers and the added stimulus of Stand Your ground, the population rate has suddenly increased due to new-found sexual stamina. It does get awkward when women are carrying guns and they somehow develop penises.
- Twerking. I kid you not, Twerking came about as an interpretative dance showing how people were so afraid of Stand Your Ground that they literally shake out of their undergarments.
- Obamacare. Due to the exorbitant number of people being shot due to Stand Your Ground (At least 389,050 in Florida alone in May of 2011,) Congress was forced to pass Obamacare to pay for medical expenses and free beer for those uninsured.
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That is awesome! You should really submit it to rolling stone 🙂
Well……….now that you explain it that way, it makes so much more sense…;-O
What ever Bloomberg is paying you, tell them that you deserve a raise for being “Full blown bat-shit crazy and still holding down a productive job”! You have reached the level of a first class propaganda artist!