1. Me too!!!

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2. Agh, crap. My guns got scared, took all the food and feeding devices, and ran off. Ran away from home. Dang nabbit, I was just gettin’ to know them better, and they were getting to know stuff.
   Maybe they will join a circus and entertain others.

   Nous Defions

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3. I’ve been thinking of getting a big magnet to drag nearby rivers and lakes for guns, due to all the tragic boating accidents…

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4. I don’t think they need to worry about the NRA, but maybe the 75 million voters/gun owners possessing 4.5 trillion rounds of ammo.

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   1. Even the 5 million NRA members outnumber armed fed.gov agents something like 6-to1, let alone all the gun owners who are not NRA members.

      And that’s assuming that every single federal agent is willing to fight American gun owners, which is a stretch.

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5. Remember: when we talk of burying the guns, or the proverbial boating accident, it’s not time to bury guns.

   Oh no.

   It’s time to dig them up.

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6. I lost all my guns in the Brazos River.

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