Some clearly insane individual has created a fake media website to report the news from the world inside their own head, where Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election and is now President.
At first glance, this could be mistaken as a fan fiction website about Clinton, or maybe writing therapy for a progressive that was pushed over the edge by Trump’s win.
It contains oleaginous tidbits from this Bizzaro World like:
NEW YORK — President Hillary Clinton is getting a battering from the media following a Thursday press conference that journalists are criticizing for being “well-informed and sane.”
The New York Times editorial board issued a blistering review of the President’s performance on Friday morning, saying Clinton’s “dazzling intelligence, profound understanding of the Constitution and masterful command of policy is, frankly, annoying.”
And
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Just one month into the new administration, a new Gallup poll reveals that President Clinton’s approval ratings have skyrocketed to 89 percent.
This delusional hagiography is one thing, but where the horror lies is in the fake news that reveal the true depth of hate that Progressives have for the other side. There can be no peace, even in fantasy land, the Right must pay with blood.
How about a fantasy in which the Koch brothers are exiled and their business destroyed. When you are a liberal, there is no concern for the 100,000 Koch employees, and their paychecks, retirement, or health insurance that will be lost, they are casualties of political war.
How about a fantasy where Kellyanne Conway is attached to a rapist. There is nothing sexist about destroying a Conservative woman.
How about a fantasy in which Senator Ted Cruz is found guilty of the death of Heath Ledger, so he can be presumably executed?
Because any leftist that steps slightly out of line needs to be taken down too, a hit piece on Susan Sarandon.
Lastly, a fantasy in which Law Enforcement is subject to “Racial Introspection Month” where they can learn from Hillary just how awful they are:
During the first presidential debate, while President Clinton argued that “implicit bias is a problem for everyone, not just police,” she promised to overhaul the justice system, saying it was partially responsible for the “systemic racism” that blacks experience in America.
On Monday, Clinton said that as a white person, she hopes “that white people finally check their privilege and stop senselessly killing young black men.”
When you step into the head of a Liberal, what you find is a seething abscess of hate, just searching for a way to destroy all those who don’t agree 100%. It is terrifying.
I just want to be left alone. This person wants to destroy our lives.
“How about a fantasy in which Senator Ted Cruz is found guilty of the death of Heath Ledger, so he can be presumably executed?”
11. Split not thy infinitives lest thee be castigated!
Proving once again that hate loves Trump…Trump hates love…love hates Trump…er…wait….never mind…
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