This is browser translated, so it reads funky as hell.

Let’s go to the map.

The red line indicates the shortest distance between Argentina and Venezuela. According to Google Maps, that is close to 1,700 miles. But not only 1,700 miles but there is one detail: There are no roads that connect directly or indirectly because simply there are no roads. The Argentinian Army would have to trek first through some of the highest altitudes of the continent (Between 10,000 and 12,000 feet of elevation) to then drop into a nice little tropical garden known as the Amazon jungle with all its swamps, rivers and pestilence.

But that is not all. Maduro says they are going to come via Colombia which only adds an extra 500 miles or so or the same jungle and elevations not as high as before, but 6,00 to 9,000 feet.

Why will Argentina be invading? Who the hell knows what’s in the mind of that asshole other than trying to distract the worst economy and human rights fuck up since Zimbabwe. But dude, not everybody is dumb and you just made a D&D game look like a true viable scenario that can happen tomorrow.

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

7 thoughts on “Venezuela: When you are desperate for relevance and the need to cover your screw ups.”
  1. The glorious workers’ paradise is always under threat from external foes and internal enemies. If it’s not the capitalist running dogs threatening to invade from abroad, it’s the hoarders and wreckers hidden amongst the true believers…

    But, don’t worry, once a few hundred more counter-revolutionaries are lined up against the wall and re-educated by the firing squad, we will have our workers’ paradise at last.

  2. Guess he saw the reporter who was talking about how we could invade Russia via Alaska and took that as a challenge to be stupid. I think he still lost the challenge though.

  3. If Maduro loses this job I am sure Canada could use him to replace the current dictator. He could replace sniffy but even sniffy is a better dictator than him.

    1. If the Bus Driver was fluent in French and English, he would be shoe in for MP from some parts of Toronto Ontario.

      Is Argentina undder military rule again? Last time I looked the Masochistic idiots elected more damned Peronists. I thought Peronists were OK with Bolivarists? Why would Argentina be attacking Venezuela? Our CIA is to incompetent., and has way too many Communist Sympathizers to ever try to overthrow Venezuela using somebody like Argentina, even if the Commies in the Biden Administration wanted to do it?

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