Call me paranoid, but I think these are trick questions.
Are Girl Scouts good at selling cookies door to door? Or Are Llamas good for producing Angora wool?
I am going to name these pearls of “Logic” Pzychedelic Zen. The only way to follow and understand it is to ingest expired LSD while riding the Rainbow Farting Unicorn.
At some point, you may want to point out to them exactly how *little* firearms training your averge PD actually has. This is a little enlightening info from a member of a PD on the left coast – http://marsbarn.typepad.com/raindogblue/2011/05/numbers-firearms-training.html
I don’t know about you, but I train more with my firearms in a MONTH than this department does in a YEAR.