It has been said that we imagine the person that might attack us and, if we are unlucky enough to be the victim of a violent crime, whomever does the attacking will not look anything like we imagined.
And whomever said that was right:
OK, really; I know I would burst out laughing and this sucker probably would clean me up and run away. But since he got caught, I predict he is pretty popular at bed time.
I worked almost 2 years as a deputy in the county jail so I do have a little experience here. Yeah, he’s gonna last about 5 minutes in the big house.