…and I have some time in my hands.
And for those Spanish-impaired, “descuartizada” means dismembered.
Never heard from “her” again.
By Miguel.GFZ
Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.
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You owe me a keyboard.
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Sigh. At least diet Dr pepper isn’t sticky when it dries…
and you owe me a pair of undies…. I think I peed myself…. Way too funny..
theres a comedian Scott something I think does a whole bit about a random guy who calls him thinking he’s someone else.
you have given me ideas Sir..
I’m always tempted to do something similar with calls from “your computer technician”, or worse yet “hello grandpa”.
That is the best stuff. I like to mess with telemarketers. Something like “Wow, that sounds great, hang on a second while I ask my wife . . .” put phone down for a minute and pick it up . . . “She says does it come in red, ok, hold on . . .” put phone down for a minute. “Yeah she says will it fit under the bed . . . put phone down for a minute.
I actually had a nice conversation with a Indian telemarketer. Talking about leads, sales techniques and pratter. My big sister just talks them to death.