1. Interesting boilerplate… I’m guessing it’s in reference to candles, possibly with little plastic holders.

2. Armed with a dangerous mind we are, yes…
   Too bleepin funny..

3. Molotov Cupcake?

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   1. Wasn’t she a Bond girl?

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4. Almost every warning label is a result of a lawsuit, or so I’ve read. Nowadays it seems they’re becoming like the Prop 65 warnings – ubiquitous and rendered effectively useless because they just fade into the scenery.

5. Too funny, My favorite “warning” was on a steam iron, to wit: “Do not iron clothes while wearing them.” You just know someone actually did that.

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6. Sugar can flare up unexpectedly…
   Might be the genesis of the warning label.

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   1. Come to think of it, if you tested the icing in a bomb calorimeter it’d probably score pretty close to napalm, what with the fat content. (OK, so maybe half the energy density of napalm. Somewhere in the ballpark.)

      1. Plus, as anyone who has made candy at home can attest, sugar gets very nasty when hot – sticky and clingy.

         1. Sugar sticks to little children….

            … Wait. Hot women can also get sticky and clingy. Is there some underlying principle?

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            1. Nah, that only takes us up to happenstance. Three times is enemy action. (Or a deity with a cruel sense of humor.)

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