Senator: “What is this ‘Devil’s triangle’ referenced in your yearbook?”
Me: “It is a drinking game, like quarters – have you every played quarters – but played with three glasses in a triangle. If you are referencing what Michael Avenatti said, a menage a trois consisting of two men and one woman is a ‘Devil’s threesome.’ That’s what your wife is getting done to her while you are conducing this sham hearing because you’ve never satisfied her in your life.”
That’s called “Let’s Play Global Thermonuclear War” and it would have been epic.
J.Kb. for justice, secretary, ambassador… whatever, I’d love to get an opportunity to see this play out on live TV.
Y’know, while I didn’t really appreciate it at the time, I was boring as heck in high school. That actually seems like a good thing now….
“I fully admit that when I was in highschool I took part in a sexual act called the devils triangle with your mother and a now life long friend, your dad.”
I would *so* vote to confirm you