Understand this: my wife is 8 months pregnant and is expanding rapidly. She is, obviously, uncomfortable in both body and clothes.
This is a text message conversation we had earlier today, slightly edited to protect the innocent.
I need to learn how to answer rhetorical questions better.
OH LORD YOU’RE IN THE DOG HOUSE NOW!!! LOL!!!
I have kids, so I have learned that a pregnant woman is like case of dynamite that’s past its explode by date and the only safe response is “yes dear”.
On the couch? How are you not dead?
I once answered, “why does my ads have to get so big just because I’m pregnant?” With, “it’s a counterweight, like a rail on a dinosaur.”
Yeah, no sense of humor or points for cleverness with those people.
Ads=ass. Rail=tail. Man, I really hate spell check sometimes…