1. Actually the entire Warning is pretty funny. Wonder if it was vetted by their legal staff?

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2. Do not glue to porous surfaces, such as pregnant women… Do not taunt mat.

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3. “Sudden acceleration to dangerous speeds may cause injury.”

   I laughed! Whoever did this warning label needs a pay raise!

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   1. Not only do they need a raise, they need to write more warning labels. We need more sarcasm in stupid warning levels.

      Even more, we need more judges and juries throwing out stupid damage claims.

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4. Love it! Especially the taunting line. Definitely a reference to the Super Happy Fun Ball fake ad from SNL (when they were actually funny)
   https://youtu.be/7gzDC-2ZO8I

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5. “Do not taunt the mat.”

   Respect the mat! RESPECT IT!! 😀

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   1. Oh, great. Now how will I describe being disrespected. Can’t say I am being treated like a doormat anymore.
      Crap.

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