Speaking on the condition of anonymity because he’s an imaginary person, Florida Police Officer Jim confirmed reports that George Zimmerman has once again been arrested.
While he declined to comment on what landed Zimmerman in jail again, he did offer the following, “Well.” Officer shrugs. “He you know. He’s been pulled over twice now. And then that thing with his wife. Plus, you know he shot that kid… and.” Officer appeared to be gathering his thoughts. “Well then, you know, he saved those people in that accident, or something like that. And then. Well, pretty much everyone just thinks he’s an asshole.”
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