Opened the front door this morning and saw zombies!
People (or what passes for people) wandering aimlessly with electronic devices in their hands and loudly moaning “WiiiiiiiFiiiiiii!” over and over.
It is the End of Times.
Net Neutrality was indeed the only thing protecting us from the Apocalypse.
We are doomed.
(This one goes with the FEMA concentration camps for Illegal Aliens and Forced Electro-Shock Therapy conversion for Gays.)
Do you know what the really rough thing is about working in the FEMA camps is?
No, it’s not the waiting to finally get going. It’s the constant revision and redecoration. Every 8 years, they have to do a complete and total change up, including staff training and theme, from “Mandatory Tolerance and Diversity for Dittoheads” under Bill, to “Evangelical Reconditioning for War Protestors” under W, to “Convert to Gay Atheistic Islamic Communism” under Obama, and now “Concentration camps for Illegal Aliens and Forced Electro-Shock Therapy conversion for Gays.”
And because it’s a government job, you know it takes freaking forever for the contractors to get anything done. By the time the camps are ready, the administration changes, and they got to start all over again.
Wait!! I thought the FEMA camps and electro shock was for Conservatives?!?!?! Dammit where is my tin foil?????