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He won’t make it 100 days

Louisiana sheriff’s deputy and SWAT commander is sentenced to 100 YEARS in prison after allowing his wife to use his sperm in cake batter for cupcakes that she fed to her students

A former Louisiana sheriff’s deputy and SWAT commander will spend the rest of his life in prison as he was sentenced to 100 years after pleading guilty to slew of sex crimes Tuesday.

One of the 150 horrific crimes saw former Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office Deputy Dennis Perkins, 46, ejaculate sperm into a cake that his teacher wife had made for her students at Westside Junior High School.

His wife, Cynthia, 37, was sentenced to 41 years in prison in February for pleading guilty her role in her husband’s crimes, which also included producing child pornography. As part of her sentencing, Cynthia agreed to testify against her husband.

Perkins entered the plea to one count of second-degree rape, two counts of sexual battery of a child, one count of video voyeurism, two counts of production of child porn involving children under age 13 and one count of mingling of harmful substances.

A former Sheriff convicted for sex crimes against children.  How long do you think he will last in gen pop?

He should take the easy way out because that will be less painful than what other inmates will do you him.

Another child killed by a pitt bull

Louisiana girl, 7, is mauled to death by neighbor’s pit bull while playing outside: Dog’s owner, 20, is charged with homicide for letting bloodthirsty pet roam freely, as victim’s mom says: ‘My heart is shattered’

A seven-year-old Louisiana girl was mauled to death by a free-roaming pit bull while playing outside a relative’s home.

Sadie Davila, of East Baton Rouge, was rushed to the hospital after the dog attacked her on Friday night, and later passed away from her grave injuries, WAFB reports.

The dog’s owner, Erick Chinchilla Lopez, 20, a neighbor of Sadie’s relative, was arrested and charged with negligent homicide for failing to confine or restrain the dog.

According to the arrest report, Lopez’s home didn’t even have a fence or other barrier to keep the dog from roaming the streets.

The East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office said Sadie’s relative tried to rescue her from the dog, but was not able to stop the vicious attack.

A pitt bull allowed to roam free killed a child.

That was inevitable, to be honest.

I keep telling you, I see a loose pitt bull, I’m going to shoot it.

This is why.

Extreme situations require extreme reactions

 

I will not apologize for my extremism on this topic.

I believe that in every way, the gender transition of children is tantamount to the surgical mutilations conducted by Dr Josef Mengele at Auschwitz.

In both cases it is the chemical and surgical mutilation of healthy children’s bodies by doctors driven by an extreme pseudoscientific political ideology.

I am particularly sensitive to this because I am aware of the ugly history of my people bring chemically castrated by ideologues with pseudoscientific views.

There is no amount of force or violence that is too much to stop this.

I California is going to be a sanctuary state for the Mengeles who want to sexually surgically mutilate children then I want to see Florida and Texas adopt laws that allow the use of lethal force in the defense of a child against sexual mutilation.

If a father that stops a surgeon from castrating his child with a gun has, in my mind, that’s a good shoot.

Codify that into law.

I have a fix for this but they won’t like it

 

Every fucking time I see this argument made it says the same thing to me:

“We big Blue states should be in total dominating control of America because of our size and you rural Red states should be crushed under our boot heel.”

Fine.

If the problem is New York and California aren’t getting enough representation for their population, let’s depopulate them.

Cut off their urban areas from access to food, water, electricity, etc., until their population has been reduced in the Soviet style to a level that matches their level of representation.

 

This is why people hate lawyers: Camacho v. Uvalde First Amended Complaint

Moat people have shame in being wrong.

It seems that lawyers advocating for their clients have no shame in being wrong and announcing the magnitude of their own ignorance.

This is the First Amended Complaint in the case of Camacho v. Uvalde.  One of several lawsuits being brought against Daniel Defense after the Uvalde shooting.

The complaint first goes after the AR-15 as an almost magical talisman of death and destruction.

 

 

This as absurd and even contradictory.

The rifle is accurate every time but also designed for spray and pray and “waste time targeting” and “hose down” targets with “little error.”

The fuck?

Does the AR shoot magic homing bullets?

Did the lawyer who write this confuse an AR-15 with a Zorg ZF-1?

The AR is functionally not simpler than other guns, even other semiautomatic guns.  The number of problems I’ve seen people on the range have with them is proof of that.

I don’t want to sound morbid or smarmy, but the shooter fired 164 rounds between the crash and the school, killed 21, and wounded 18.

That is a hit rate of 4.2 rounds per casualty.  That’s not terribly accurate or effective for someone without training.

The velocity of a 223 is approximately 3,000 fps, depending on bullet weight and barrel length.  That is three times faster than some pistol calibers.  That’s pretty standard for most center fire rifle calibers.

The rate of fire is determined by the rate of trigger pull of the shooter.  Any semiautomatic functions identically.

What a “regular weapon” is, I have no idea.  But I guarantee that an AR-15 is not up to three times faster than a 10-22 with the same magazine capacity.

Then the complaint goes after the AWB.

AR-15s were not banned in the United States.

Some features were banned on new manufactured guns, but those features were cosmetic.

High capacity magazines were not banned, only the sale of new manufactured magazines.

Anyone willing to spend the money could obtain a nearly identical gun and magazines to the one the shooter used during the height of the ban.

The only thing right about this was that it expired.

Every unbiased study conducted, including by the US Federal Government, came to the same conclusion: the AWB had no effect on crime.

Lastly, is this insane bullshit to get around the PLCAA using the Remington Loophole.

 

This is utterly defamatory.

Trust me, the gun industry ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT MARKET TO MENTALLY UNSTABLE OR OTHER PROHIBITED PERSONS.

The Sandy Hook lawyers got Remington’s insurance company to settle and now marketing is going to be the loophole that is used to circumvent the PLCAA.

The complaint tears into Daniel Defense.

 

 

Daniel Defense markets using pop culture that appeals that the complaint even acknowledges is for young Adults.  Adults being the operative word of the sentence.

The average Call of Duty player is 21-35 years old.  The average Star Wars fan is 18-44 years old.  It’s been a long time since these franchises have been aimed at children.

The military aspect of the marketing is equally nonsensical, except for the most radical Leftist, when one thinks about the military, shooting up a school full of kids is not what comes to mind.

Daniel Defense’s marketing is heavily duty, honor, country, patriotism.  The connection that military marketing leads to attraction by mentally unstable people wanting to shoot up a school is dubious.

I find the phrase “finance murder” to be egregious.

Now here is where this really goes off the rails.

 

I do not understand how they establish that 90% of their consumers are not competent to responsibly use their guns, unless they want to establish that only military members are competent.

That is a can of worms I don’t think they want to open.

Then they actually turn the warning labels against Daniel Defense.

“You had an ad with a guy in a wookie mask, so clearly you’re selling guns to children, who can’t legally buy your products, and you put a warning in your manual that says children shouldn’t touch your products, so clearly you know the kids you’re marketing to but who can’t buy your products are incompetent to use them.”

The logic of that actually hurts to think about.

This whole complaint is full of bad logic and factual inaccuracies.

This wasn’t drafted by some shit-tier fly-by-night firm.

This came from a big name in the law, Baum Hedlund.

Any technical person would be embarrassed to be this wrong but lawyers with dollar bills in their eyes and crying mothers to put on the stand will be this dishonest proudly.


 

P.S.

If you want to hire me to do an actual, technical rebuttal of this, this is exactly the sort of consulting that I do.  Go ahead and send me an email.

 

Brown dwarf story intro scene draft

The water rushed out of the mouth of the pitcher at a steep angle, missing the glass only a handspan below, and spread across the Commander’s desk.

“Oh shit!  I’m sorry Commander.”

The Cadet put down the pitcher and glass and started looking around for something to sop up the water.  Finding nothing, he attempted to corral the spreading puddle with his hands.

The Commander opened a drawer and pulled out a standard PVA zero-gravity hygiene towel.  He handed it to the younger officer.

“Thank you, sir,” the Cadet said.

He ripped oven the plastic bag, unfolded the towel, and began mopping up the mess.

“Coriolis forces will get you every time” the Commander said, with no hint of annoyance in his voice.

“What sir?”  The Cadet said, while continuing to deal with the spill.

The Commander continued affably.

“Coriolis forces.  It an inertial force that affects objects in reference to rotating bodies.  They are why, on Earth, hurricanes spin counterclockwise and southern hemisphere cyclones spin clockwise.”

“Yes sir.”  The Cadet sounded as nervous as he looked, clearly shaken by the faux pas of not being able to handle the normally pedestrian task of pouring a glass of water in front of his new commanding officer.

“Cadet,” the Commander continued in an avuncular manner.  “What do you know about this station?”

“I read what as provided in the assignment brief, sir.”

The Commander made a noise, somewhere between a sigh and a chuckle and continued.

“This station is located on one of the most extreme places in the galaxy that we can put living beings.  This station floats on the surface of a brown dwarf. Brown dwarfs are often called ‘failed stars’ and are technically classified as ‘sub stellar objects.’  They are between a gas giant planet, like Jupiter, and a star, like our sun.  They have more mass than gas giant, and consequently more gravity, but not enough to sustain nuclear fusion like a star. The brown dwarf we are on now has a mass roughly forty times that of Jupiter but only twelve-percent larger in diameter.”

The Cadet ’s eyes widened at this, the implications of what he just learned dawning on him.

“Then sir, how can we be here?  The gravity should crush us.”

“Yes, it should, but this is a fast-spinning brown dwarf.  This station is neutrally buoyant in the upper atmosphere of the dwarf were the rotational period is seventy-five minutes.  We are experiencing enormous centripetal forces; so much so, that if the star rotated any faster, it might actually come apart.  Those forces balance against the gravitational forces so that at the equator, you will experience one-point-one to one-point-two G’s.  That’s well within a healthy human’s ability to handle.”

“But how does that explain” the Cadet paused and looked sheepish for a moment, “this.”  He finished by waiving his hand over the damp spot on the desk in front of him.

“Like I said, Cadet, Coriolis forces.  If we were exactly at the equator, they would not exist.  Depending on the sub-stellar currents, there are perturbations in our equatorial path.  We vary our position a little bit north or south of the equator.  As we do, the Coriolis forces become more intense. The apparent gravity doesn’t always pull straight down.”

“Is that why I had trouble walking earlier?” Asked the Cadet.

“Precisely, but don’t worry you will acclimate to that as well in time.  In the ancient days of an exclusively seafaring navy, sailors would have to get used to the constant rocking motions of the ships they served on.  It was called ‘getting their sea legs’.  Soon enough you will get your dwarf legs.”

The Cadet let out a brief coughing laugh.

“I think you need a better name for that, sir.”

The Commander grinned.

“You’re probably right.  Let me give you some friendly advice Cadet.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Until you start to get a feel for the gravity variations, sit down to pee.  My first day aboard station I was standing at the head and pissed entirely down my left leg.”

“This,” the Commander continued, addressing the wet towel and desktop.  “Pales in comparison to having to report to attention soaked in piss from thigh to ankle.”

The Cadet’s face went pink as he tried to suppress a laugh.  Such commanding officers who would try to ease in a Cadet on training assignments were rare.  Cadets often told horror stories, passed down from generations of graduating classes and rumors traded at reunions, of senior officers who treated the young men and women with a single pip like little more than dirt.  For a commanding officer to share both such valuable advice and a self-debasing anecdote was a refreshing change from what he was prepared to experience.

“Commander, if I may, why station people here at all?”

“Because, Cadet, this is a location of strategic importance.”

“But that’s what I don’t understand sir.  This station is lightyears from any habitable system in the middle of a galactic dead spot.”

The Commander leaned back in his seat, put his elbows on the armrests, interlaced his fingers, and rested his hands on his belly.  He took a moment to size up the young officer sitting across the desk from him.

“You are familiar with the Alcubierre drive, are you not, Cadet?”

“Yes sir, it’s what drives faster-than-light ships.”

“Not exactly,” the Commander said.

“Faster-than-light travel is not possible in the strictest sense.  All ships are still bound by relativistic physics.  The Alcubierre drive distorts space-time around the ship so that the ship itself is traveling sub-light speed relative to the space that it is in.  The ship, however, is traveling at super-luminal velocity relative to a stationary point of reference.”

“The net effect is faster-than-light travel between two points,” the Cadet replied.

“It’s often referred to as faster-than-light, and yes, for practical purposes it is, but understanding the functionality is important to understanding why this station, and the stations like it are of strategic importance.”

“How so, sir?”

“Tell me, Cadet, what do you know about how A-drives work?”  The Commander believed deeply in the Socratic method.  To do well, a man must be able to apply logic and think is way through any problem before him.  This conversation presented a prime opportunity to see if the young officer before him could measure up to the challenge. The Commander began to take on a professorial demeanor.

The Cadet sat up straight in his chair, the perfect picture of the attentive student.

“Well sir, a ship contains a deuterium fueled high pressure laser fusion reactor.  That reactor powers the sub-light drive and a supercollider.  The supercollider creates strange matter, and that strange matter makes the ship go faster than light.”  The Cadet quickly corrected himself.  “The strange matter distorts space-time for an FTL jump.”

“Correct,” acknowledged the Commander.  “What is the most important regulation when plotting a course using an A-drive?”  The commander asked.

“An Alcubierre drive jump is not to be performed inside the heliopause of a star system.”

“Verbatim from the field manual,” the Commander said.  “But can you tell me why.”

“Ummmm….”  the Cadet droned.  He was puzzled.  He had been diligently trained to follow protocols, not question them.

“Think about what you are doing during a jump,” prompted the Commander.

“You are folding space time.”

“Using what?”

“Strange matter.”

“And that is doing what.”

“Creating gravitational bubble around the ship.”  That last point sounded more like a question than a statement to the Commander.

“And…” the Commander’s voice dragged on the enunciation of the word.

“And if you create a space-time gravitational distortion in the orbital path of a planet you could disrupt the orbit of that planet.”

“Correct.”  The Commander gave the word an approving tone.  “That is why A-drive jumps are only allowed between systems, not within them.  But between star system, how car can a ship jump?”

The Cadet thought for a second.

“To the next system, usually, never more than a few lightyears at a time.”

“Yes,” the Commander said.  “But again, why?”

“Fuel capacity.  It takes an enormous amount of fuel to power the A-drive supercollider.”  The Cadet practically spat out the answer.

“Yes, it does take a lot of fuel, and yes, that is a limitation, but theoretically a ship could carry more fuel and travel further.”

The Cadet was dismayed, he thought his second answer would be correct.

“When your ship is in a jump, what do your forward sensors display?”

“Nothing,” the Cadet said quickly.

“Why?”

The Cadet sat there with a glazed look on his face, staring at the Commander.

“Tell me about long range sensor systems.”  The Commander wanted to give the young man a chance to figure this one out.

“Well sir, there is radar and lidar.”

The Commander looked like he was about to say something.  The Cadet wanted to prove to the Commander that he wasn’t stupid and rushed to finish his thought before the Commander had to give him another hint.

“Radar and lidar both use electromagnetic or light waves.  If you are traveling faster than light, you are traveling faster than your sensors.  You are flying blind.”

“You are flying blind,” repeated the Commander.  “Exactly.  So how do you know where you are going.”

“The ship’s course is determined before the jump from telemetry data provided by jump stations.”

“And welcome to a jump station, Cadet.”  The Commander said beaming.

“Cadet, did you ever do one of those trust building exercises where one person wears a blindfold and has to negotiate an obstacle course using directions provided by a partner who can see?”

“Yes sir, that’s a frequent exercise when assigned to a new practice squad.”

“That, Cadet, is essentially the way interstellar navigation is conducted.  Inside of its space-time bubble, a ship is blind.  It navigates in short jumps through mostly empty interstellar space using telemetry data provided by jump stations that have highly accurate maps of local regions of space, only a few cubic lightyears in size.”

The Cadet felt like he should be taking notes.  He was supposed to be reporting for his first training assignment but his it was more like the classroom time he had as a cadet.  The Cadet noted the irony that the Commander’s causal lesson was far more informative the many of the formal lessons he had from his instructors

“Tell me, what do you know of the history of the Mississippi River?”  The commander’s question was such as shift in topic from the field of interstellar navigation that it caught the Cadet off guard.

“Nothing, sir,” the Cadet replied quizzically.

The Commander shifted his weight and continued in a tone as though he were reminiscing.

“During the heyday of steamboat traffic on the Mississippi River, the river changed so much due to local weather conditions that one navigator could not know the entire river.  Steamboat captains would bring aboard a navigator who knew the river between two ports to chart the course of the steamboat.  At the next port, that navigator would disembark, and a new navigator would come aboard for the next length of river.”

The Cadet began to understand where this anecdote was going.

The Commander continued.

“Times have changed, the ships have changed, and this is not the Mighty Mississip, but the principle is similar.  Each jump station maintains a careful watch of the objects in its region of space and can predict their trajectory with great accuracy.  We plot courses through our region of space, provide that information to the ships that pass through our region of space, navigating them during their jump, and handing them off safely to the next jump station.”

“That makes sense, Sir, but why is this station of such strategic importance?”

“What is the regulation about A-drives in star systems?  You said it earlier.”

“An A-drive jump is not to be performed inside the heliopause of a star system.”

“So, what is the best location to place a jump station to plot interstellar courses?”

“In interstellar space.”

The Commander and Cadet settled into an informal, conversational tone.  This was not a commanding officer grilling a subordinate but experienced man, a mentor, passing on his knowledge and wisdom to the next generation.

“Rogue brown dwarfs are one class of interstellar object.  They have no natural satellites and do not constitute part of a star system.  They, along with rouge planets provide a location with natural gravity to establish a jump station in the interstellar medium.  It is precisely because we are, how did you put it? ‘lightyears from any habitable system in the middle of a galactic dead spot’ that this station is strategically important.  What is the average distance between stars?”

Once again, the Commander had a unique way of ending a thought with a question that seemed to be a non sequitur.  The Cadet made a mental note to be prepared for these sudden shifts in conversation.

“I believe, sir, about five light years.”

“That’s the general answer given, but the more accurate answer, considering space in three dimensions, is roughly one star per cubic parsec.  Jump stations placed in the interstellar medium between stars optimize our ability to navigate between systems.  The number of interstellar rogue objects that have the right conditions to put a jump station on are rare enough that when we find one it is worth the risk of placing one there.”