WESLEY CHAPEL —
Lockdowns at Wesley Chapel high and elementary schools as well as Thomas E. Weightman Middle School have been lifted.
The Pasco Sheriff’s Office responded to Wesley Chapel High School where a student reported to school officials she had some type of cut/injury to her upper torso.
via Lockdown lifted at 3 Wesley Chapel schools.
Next week or so, I am expecting a full SWAT deployment because some 4 grader passed gas rather loudly.
I don’t like to sample news reports all that much because they’re so inaccurate (unless it suits my agenda *wink*) and it sounded a little too over reported for just a cut so I looked around and…
“According to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office, it was just before 7:30 Tuesday morning when someone tossed what they are calling an acid bomb into a trash can and it went off.
Deputies arrested a 15-year-old 10th grader. He is now looking at two charges. The first, disrupting a school function, a misdemeanor. The second, discharging a destructive device, a felony.”
As Paul Harvey would say, “the rest of the story.”
But still….
That report was from an incident 2 years ago not from this morning’s incident.
oh oh! I’ve been eating chili! I can eat another bowl and go fart in a loud and terrifying manner! then I can call the cops and the prosecutor “fisking morons” on a live video feed and they can arrest me for revealing a state secret! No wait…wasn’t Dnesh D’souza arrested and presently being prosecuted for doing that to Obummer? Hmmmm needs some thought