FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. –
Gunshots reported near Nova Southeastern University’s east campus triggered a campus-wide alert on Tuesday afternoon, but they came from a film crew shooting nearby.

The alert issued about 1:06 p.m. advised students and faculty to seek shelter.

But Fort Lauderdale police spokeswoman Det. DeAnna Greenlaw said the gunshots came from a nearby movie shoot.

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Rest assured that if they could add it to their list, they would.

In the meantime, the conditioning of the human Pavlov Dogs continues: Hear a noise, pee in place, seek shelter under the desk.